[tcb] Friday!
- From: Neil <nbmdude@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 14 Aug 2009 08:46:05 -0700 (PDT)
One day down in Jackson, Alabama, a guy sees a sign in front of a
house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner, Bubba, tells him the dog is in the
backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black Lab just sitting
there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young
and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no
time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was
one of their most valuable spies eight years running....
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to
do some undercover security work,mostly wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a
batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?"
"He's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
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