[tcb] Friday!!!!!!!!!!
- From: KatrinaMartin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:05:45 -0500
Cool supersoaker...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3HUrouUQ2k&mode=related&search=
For those annoying people who lurk around your desk all day...
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=mislau
Music ...
http://www.pandora.com/
Ice Festival...
http://www.rtoddking.com/chinawin2003_hb_if.htm
SUNDAY MORNING SEX
UPON HEARING THAT HER ELDERLY GRANDFATHER HAD JUST PASSED AWAY,
SARAH WENT STRAIGHT TO HER GRANDPARENT'S HOUSE TO VISIT HER 95-YEAR-OLD
GRANDMOTHER AND COMFORT HER.
WHEN SHE ASKED HOW HER GRANDFATHER HAD DIED, HER GRANDMOTHER REPLIED,
"HE HAD A HEART ATTACK WHILE WE WERE MAKING LOVE ON SUNDAY MORNING."
HORRIFIED, SARAH TOLD HER GRANDMOTHER THAT 2 PEOPLE NEARLY 100 YEARS OLD
HAVING SEX WOULD SURELY BE ASKING FOR TROUBLE.
"OH NO, MY DEAR," REPLIED GRANNY. "MANY YEARS AGO, REALIZING OUR
ADVANCED AGE, WE FIGURED OUT THE BEST TIME TO DO IT WAS WHEN THE
CHURCH BELLS WOULD START TO RING. IT WAS JUST THE RIGHT RHYTHM.
NICE AND SLOW AND EVEN . NOTHING TOO STRENUOUS, SIMPLY IN ON THE DING AND
OUT ON THE DONG."
SHE PAUSED TO WIPE AWAY A TEAR, AND CONTINUED,
"HE'D STILL BE ALIVE IF THE ICE CREAM TRUCK HADN'T COME ALONG."
Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
http://homepage.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin
http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
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