[tcb] DAMN FINE EXPLANATION - for FRIDAY
- From: "David Sparlin" <nilraps@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "David Sparlin" <nilraps@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 22 Jun 2007 18:22:52 -0500
DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a
disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful
wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
straight away !"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the Bus to drive home and
this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the bus. I noticed that
she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she
hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't
eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them
in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use
just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the
same. "The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful
for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please .. do you have anything else
that your wife doesn't use?"
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