Are you saying Homer is dirty? LOL. He really is... I will give something for the silent auction. Great idea Duncan! Gosh your good. No guinea pigs, PITA will get us! LOL. Too bad, Elizabeth (massage lady) is in Hawaii. I think it should be a CASH only deal also. Katrina (not really a breakfst taco champion yet!) On Tuesday, October 03, 2006, at 09:20PM, j duncan <whocanduncan@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >We are looking for everyone to donate at least 1 item to the Silent Auction >to benefit Morgan Point's Resort Police Auxiliary. > >To put a slightly skewered slant on an old clich?, "One man's dentures are >another man's teeth." > >It can be an item that you no longer have room for in the bus or maybe you >just grew out of. >Maybe you have a spare part laying around that you know Denis has been >eyeing. >Maybe you just graduated from Massage school and need a guinea pig to >practice on. >Maybe you need to discipline the kids and can assign them to washing HOMER >Sunday morning. >Maybe you make a mean pumpkin bread! >Maybe Mark can time your engine. >Heck, maybe you're willing to kiss the highest bidder? >Or maybe you just want to seek revenge on Brian like me. > >All donations will be accepted. . .so long as they are legal. After all, >this is benefiting an extension of a POLICE organization. > >The donations table will be setup Saturday afternoon after our return from >Westphalia (maybe sooner) and bidding will end when I wake up on Sunday. >This gives everyone time to get schnockered on Saturday night and bid high. > >Please bring CASH or CHECKS for bidding. Unless Paul is willing to accept >credit. JUST KIDDING, PAUL! > > > > > Katrina & Dan Martin 71'bus "Homer" http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/ http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows