[tabi] Re: Good Cop

  • From: Beth <thebluesisloose@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2010 13:39:26 -0600

It sure is.  Government is so weird.
Beth

----- Original Message -----
From: "Easy Talk" <easytalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
To: <tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date sent: Tue, 28 Sep 2010 06:29:56 -0400
Subject: [tabi] Re: Good Cop

Isn't it amazing how much money the government can waste on crap but can't provide funding or man power for pedestrian safety, public transportation
or our constitutional right to a private independent vote.

Robert


Robert

----- Original Message -----
From: "Barbara Lineberry" <bkblpp@xxxxxxxxxxxx
To: <tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, September 27, 2010 9:03 PM
Subject: [tabi] Re: Good Cop


Chip,

I read textbooks for blind students and had to be fingerprinted, filled out about 20 forms, and had a full background check for doing my work at my house. Of course I have regular meetings with the students, but I've been doing this for 25 years and the new requirement threw me for a loop.

Barbara

----- Original Message -----
From: "Allison and Chip Orange" <acorange@xxxxxxxxxxx
To: <tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, September 27, 2010 8:06 PM
Subject: [tabi] Re: Good Cop



alright, pretty funny!

do you know Allie and I had to be finger-printed the other day??? It's because we're IT workers for the state, and so now we have to have a full
background check every 3 years (some new rule).

Chip


-----Original Message-----
From: tabi-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tabi-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On
Behalf
Of Sila Miller
Sent: Monday, September 27, 2010 7:14 PM
To: tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tabi] Good Cop

Hi folks,
This is so not what I would usually post on this list as I realize it is
not
necessarily appropriate. But, in light of our recent discussions, I
simply
could not resist.
Sila

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light
by
accelerating through the  intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her
to
exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer
was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of
you
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish
emblem
on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''

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