[tabi] Re: Good Cop

  • From: "Sila Miller" <silam@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2010 05:27:43 -0400

Fine use of our tax dollars and any cost of living increase we might ever hope to get, right? Do you know if all state employees will have to be re-finger printed? ----- Original Message ----- From: "Allison and Chip Orange" <acorange@xxxxxxxxxxx>

To: <tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Monday, September 27, 2010 8:06 PM
Subject: [tabi] Re: Good Cop


alright, pretty funny!

do you know Allie and I had to be finger-printed the other day??? It's
because we're IT workers for the state, and so now we have to have a full
background check every 3 years (some new rule).

Chip


-----Original Message-----
From: tabi-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tabi-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf
Of Sila Miller
Sent: Monday, September 27, 2010 7:14 PM
To: tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tabi] Good Cop

Hi folks,
This is so not what I would usually post on this list as I realize it is not
necessarily appropriate. But, in light of our recent discussions, I simply
could not resist.
Sila

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the  intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to
exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to
Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem
on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''

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