Chip,I read textbooks for blind students and had to be fingerprinted, filled out about 20 forms, and had a full background check for doing my work at my house. Of course I have regular meetings with the students, but I've been doing this for 25 years and the new requirement threw me for a loop.
Barbara----- Original Message ----- From: "Allison and Chip Orange" <acorange@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Monday, September 27, 2010 8:06 PM Subject: [tabi] Re: Good Cop
alright, pretty funny! do you know Allie and I had to be finger-printed the other day??? It's because we're IT workers for the state, and so now we have to have a full background check every 3 years (some new rule). Chip -----Original Message-----From: tabi-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tabi-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On BehalfOf Sila Miller Sent: Monday, September 27, 2010 7:14 PM To: tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [tabi] Good Cop Hi folks,This is so not what I would usually post on this list as I realize it is notnecessarily appropriate. But, in light of our recent discussions, I simply could not resist. Sila The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light byaccelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened thedoor. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officerwas waiting with her personal effects.He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind yourcar while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.'' Check out the TABI resource web page at http://acorange.home.comcast.net/TABI and please make suggestions for new material. if you'd like to unsubscribe you can do so through the freelists.org webinterface, or by sending an email to the address tabi-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxxwith the word "unsubscribe" in the subject.Check out the TABI resource web page at http://acorange.home.comcast.net/TABIand please make suggestions for new material.if you'd like to unsubscribe you can do so through the freelists.org web interface, or by sending an email to the address tabi-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the word "unsubscribe" in the subject.
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