Currently on page 1,037 of the draft bylaws. The price of printer ink has
become outrageous...
Having taken off my green eye-shade and sleeve garters to absorb Knockdown's
always scintillating missive, I will circle back with my esteemed colleagues
(that's you guys) and put forth the voting procedure.
Meantime, I am also writing up KD for the Trump administration's National
Security position. True, they've had some challenges in filling the billet but
that will last only until they see how our man "secures" the golf course
through his own uniquely designed Missile launch system...
Cheers to all,
/Ace
Sent from my iPhone
On Feb 17, 2017, at 07:32, Gar Wright
<gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx<mailto:gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
Fellow SOGAGGers,
The purpose of this email is to nominate Mike "Wodes" Woiwode for membership in
the esteemed ranks of SOGAGG. (I thought about nominating him to the
"un-esteemed ranks", but don't think that we have any openings left in that
group.....).
Many of you know Mike, and have had the opportunity to play golf with him (or
whatever it is that we call it when we have a club in our hands.....). He has
a tremendous sense of humor, is fun to be around, and his golf game (here's
where it gets a bit prickly) is befitting the keen level of skill that we
require of our members.
But the #1 reason for recommending his membership is that we haven't yet found
low enough standards to keep anybody out!! This is closely followed by reason
#1a (his initiation check probably won't bounce).
I would defer to "ACE" on protocol, process, and procedure - as I know that he
is on the verge of completing our 1,283 page set of ByLaws. But just wanted to
get this very deserving candidate in front of you now, so we can grandfather
him in before the new document is published (with all the "head-shaving",
duck-walking, kiss-the-belly of Neptune, etc. requirements kick in..... Oh
wait, I may have gotten that mixed up with the "crossing the line" polywog
ceremony).
Nevertheless, I would appreciate everyone giving this nomination your
consideration and support (and remember, YOU and I were accepted, so just how
discerning can we legitimately be.....??).
I stand ready to duck any questions, or at the very least, give vague,
ill-timed, and invalid responses to your queries.
Yours in embarrassing links,
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx<mailto:gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx>
