[smee] SMEE song which you may find funny or not
- From: "Jon Fisher" <fisher_jon@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: smee@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 19:50:31 +0000
SMEE!
These lyrics are sung to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel. They were
created at first by Nick ad lib-ing on the way to Kaltenberg Castle for
Friday?s rib dinner! Cally soon joined in, and when we got home, Nick and I
wrote the words out. We then called up Barry, put him on speaker phone and
Nick and I sang the song. I would much rather Steve sang it, as he is the
one with talent in that department. There is another one that Nick wrote
solo to the tune of Arms Wide Open by Creed, which is mostly about Entropi
latus dying while fizzling a spell I think. That would be a funny one to
hear from Slantbox! Here it is, for your amusement:
It?s 8 o?clock on a Sunday,
As the SMEE crowd slowly logs in.
There?s a dwarf on the rock sittin? next to me,
He?s a cleric whose name is Hak-ken.
He says Ent can you give me Tranquility?
As his old KEI slowly goes.
Cause it gives me phat lewt,
And it makes me type ?WOOT!?
So man, can I get one of those?
Cast us a spell, you?re the chanter-man,
Give us some crack tonight.
Cause we?re all in the mood for Tranquility,
So we can cast spells all night.
Now Ju-mam-dar is a friend of mine,
And he gave me these pants for free!
He?ll agro the mob,
Cause he?s doin? his job,
But there?s something that he?d rather be?
He said, ?Ent! This dragon is killin?me,?
As the blood flowed out of his nose,
?And I?m sure that I could be an Overlord,?
?If I could just get better clothes!?
And Fluellen is a Bard friend of mine,
Who plays eq with his wife,
And he?s lookin? for Taeaen,
Who?s still a Pal ay din.
And probably will be for life!
Now Darqlili mis-casts her Fireball,
As Swayze burns with a moan.
Yes, they?re sharing a fate they call Crispiness,
But it?s better than dyin? alone!
Well Rhysel?s the only survivor,
And she?s draggin? our corpses tonight.
But the Lay-on-Hands wasn?t fast enough,
So Hakken?s not feeling quite right.
It?s a pretty good raid for a Sunday,
And Dal-thuh-nay gives me a smile,
Cause she knows that with SMEE,
She can hang out with me,
And forget ?R? ?L? for a while!
Our spells are starting to fizzle,
As Metugg taunts gods on a dare,
But the zone isn?t far,
Just follow Gil-darr,
And Darvalo?s got coffins to spare.
Now buy some more Dots for Savor,
Cause she?s casting our Virtue tonight,
And the next time we take on Bertoxxulous,
Let?s camp out before he can fight!
Thanks for wasting your time with me! I will be in Berlin this weekend, in
R.L. cya?ll later!
Jon
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