[SMCC] Re: install husband

cái vụ này chắc phỉa kêu chuyển qua sài open boyfriends "bạn trai mã
nguồn mở" quá.

On 3/27/09, Tran Ba Thien <tranbathien@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> ui chao, gởi một bài tiếng Anh để bà con mình ôn tiếng Anh một tí nhé
>
>
>
>               INSTALLING A HUSBAND
>
>               Dear Tech Support,
>               Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
> noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in
> the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
> Boyfriend 5.0.
>
>               In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
> programs, such as
>               ·         Romance 9.5 and
>               ·         Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
> undesirable programs such as
>               ·         NBA 5.0,
>               ·         NFL 3.0  and
>               ·         Golf Clubs 4.1.
>
>               Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
> crashes the system.
>
>               ·         Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to
> fix these problems, but to no avail.
>
>               What can I do?
>               Signed,
>               Desperate.
>
>
>
>               DEAR DESPERATE,
>               First, keep in mind,
>               ·         Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
>               ·         Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
>               Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to
> download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
>               ·         If that application works as designed, Husband1.0
> should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
>
>               However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
> Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
>               ·         Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program
> that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
>               Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
> Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
> seize control of all your system resources.)
>               In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
> 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
>               In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
> limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
>               ·         Cooking 3.0 and
>               ·         Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>               Good Luck Babe!
>               Tech Support
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> Tran Ba Thien
> tranbathien@xxxxxxxxx
>
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