[SMCC] install husband

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              INSTALLING A HUSBAND

              Dear Tech Support, 
              Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and 
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the 
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

              In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable 
programs, such as 
              ·         Romance 9.5 and 
              ·         Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable 
programs such as 
              ·         NBA 5.0, 
              ·         NFL 3.0  and 
              ·         Golf Clubs 4.1.

              Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply 
crashes the system.

              ·         Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to 
fix these problems, but to no avail. 

              What can I do? 
              Signed, 
              Desperate.



              DEAR DESPERATE, 
              First, keep in mind, 
              ·         Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while 
              ·         Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

              Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download 
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
              ·         If that application works as designed, Husband1.0   
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. 

              However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. 
              ·         Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that 
will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 

              Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install 
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize 
control of all your system resources.) 
              In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. 

              In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have 
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider 
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend 
              ·         Cooking 3.0 and 
              ·         Hot Lingerie 7.7.    
              Good Luck Babe! 
              Tech Support
             


         
     

Tran Ba Thien
tranbathien@xxxxxxxxx

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