[sac-board] Re: The you all thing - was Re: terror at Five Mile Meadow

Dear Jack,
At last someone with a sense of humor about it all.  Thanks for the lift--Susan
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Jack Jones<mailto:Telescoper@xxxxxxx> 
  To: sac-board@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:sac-board@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 
  Sent: Friday, May 20, 2005 6:25 PM
  Subject: [sac-board] Re: The you all thing - was Re: terror at Five Mile 
Meadow

  On topic: This is alla bout STARS n stuff, y'all:

  In honor of Star Wars, you know you're a Redneck Jedi when....

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  You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

  You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

  Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

  You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

  At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

  You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

  You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

  The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

  Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

  You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't
  have to wait for a commercial.

  You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

  You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
  thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

  You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

  You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
  through the window.

  Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had
  a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

  You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

  You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood
  deck.

  You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

  Your father has ever said to you, "Why shucks, son, come on over to the
  dark side...it'll be a hoot."

  You really don't care that Princess Leia is your sister...

  You can repair a broken light saber using a Budweiser bottle as a focusing
  crystal.

  You use The Force to make Jiffy Pop.

  You had to reinforce the CB antenna on your landspeeder to keep it from
  flying off.

  The deflecting of a blaster pistol shot off your belt buckle saves your
  life.





  Where I come from it's "you'ns" and that ain't the South.

  (pronounced yunz with the 'u' halfway between the 'u' and 'o' sound)

  As in:

  You'ns g'win dahntahn fer a bir? (Are you going down town for a beer)

  or I should say:

  You'ns gwin stahr-hoppin' t'night?

  to try to stay remotely on topic.

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