ROFLOL. That was very good Richard. Say Hi to Dick for me. See you aboard Air Force One. On 9/25/05, Richard Knoppow <dickburk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Marc James Small" <msmall@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: <rollei_list@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Sunday, September 25, 2005 8:41 PM > Subject: [rollei_list] Re: Grossly OT: California and > Politics > > > At 08:15 PM 9/25/05 -0700, Slobodan Dimitrov wrote: > >Funny you should say that. Reagan moved to the Pacific > >Palisades > >after governing for a while. > > Is there a town named Pacific Palisades? I do not believe > that I have ever > commented in any regard on Pacific Palisades nor have I ever > suggested that > Reagan was a resident of the burg, if such exists. > > Slobodan, with all respect, I suspect that you have me > terminally confused > with some other person. > > Marc > + > msmall@xxxxxxxxxxxx > Cha robh bàs fir gun ghràs fir! > > NEW FAX NUMBER: +540-343-8505 > > Well Marc, we are glad you finally cleared this up. I > have suspected for a while that you were really someone > else. This other person is probably not Ronald Reagan nor > lives in the Pacific Palisades since both, as the cognicenti > know, are entirely imaginary. The big secret, which I will > let members of this list in on, is that ALL of California is > imaginary. Actually, the USA has no Pacific coast: the very > early maps were the correct ones. California, and the West, > was dreamed up in the early eighteenth century to get the > more gulible folk to move out of Philidelphia, which was > already becoming too crowded and smog ridden. It was thought > at the time that the Grand Canyon ran north and south > completely across the continent and all who moved West would > fall into it and not be seen again. People who travel to > California will find thay are stopped at the border for a > "fruit search". Since everyone knows there is a lot of fruit > (and nuts) here, this obviously is a cover story. The actual > purpose is to treat visitors with a hypnotizing gas that > will make them think they have reached the great Golden > land. Actually, they will have reached northern New Jersey > by a circuitous route. Ronald Reagan was also a figment of > the imagination but created by mass hypnosis carried out by > secret signals included in movies and, later, television. > Signals so fast that people could not detect them. That > explains why he often left people feeling sleepy. Nancy > Reagan was the result of one of the Warner brothers > attempting to duplicate the witche's brew outlined in > MacBeth. > Because ther is no actual Pacific Coast there is no such > place as Pacific Palisades, it was invented entirely by the > Beach Boys and the Santa Monica chamber of commerce. In the > same way La Jolla is actually on a large sound stage in > Virginia and operated from Area 51. > I must board the black hellicopter now, Mr. Chaney is > beckoning. > > --- > Richard Knoppow > Los Angeles, CA, USA > dickburk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > > --- > Rollei List > > - Post to rollei_list@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > - Subscribe at rollei_list-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'subscribe' > in the subject field OR by logging into > www.freelists.org<//www.freelists.org> > > - Unsubscribe at rollei_list-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with > 'unsubscribe' in the subject field OR by logging into > www.freelists.org<//www.freelists.org> > > - Online, searchable archives are available at > //www.freelists.org/archives/rollei_list > > -- Peter K Ó¿Õ¬