[rollei_list] Re: Grossly OT: California and Politics

  • From: "Peter K." <peterk727@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: rollei_list@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 07:41:58 -0700

ROFLOL. That was very good Richard. Say Hi to Dick for me. See you aboard
Air Force One.

On 9/25/05, Richard Knoppow <dickburk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Marc James Small" <msmall@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: <rollei_list@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Sunday, September 25, 2005 8:41 PM
> Subject: [rollei_list] Re: Grossly OT: California and
> Politics
>
>
> At 08:15 PM 9/25/05 -0700, Slobodan Dimitrov wrote:
> >Funny you should say that. Reagan moved to the Pacific
> >Palisades
> >after governing for a while.
>
> Is there a town named Pacific Palisades? I do not believe
> that I have ever
> commented in any regard on Pacific Palisades nor have I ever
> suggested that
> Reagan was a resident of the burg, if such exists.
>
> Slobodan, with all respect, I suspect that you have me
> terminally confused
> with some other person.
>
> Marc
> +
> msmall@xxxxxxxxxxxx
> Cha robh bàs fir gun ghràs fir!
>
> NEW FAX NUMBER: +540-343-8505
>
> Well Marc, we are glad you finally cleared this up. I
> have suspected for a while that you were really someone
> else. This other person is probably not Ronald Reagan nor
> lives in the Pacific Palisades since both, as the cognicenti
> know, are entirely imaginary. The big secret, which I will
> let members of this list in on, is that ALL of California is
> imaginary. Actually, the USA has no Pacific coast: the very
> early maps were the correct ones. California, and the West,
> was dreamed up in the early eighteenth century to get the
> more gulible folk to move out of Philidelphia, which was
> already becoming too crowded and smog ridden. It was thought
> at the time that the Grand Canyon ran north and south
> completely across the continent and all who moved West would
> fall into it and not be seen again. People who travel to
> California will find thay are stopped at the border for a
> "fruit search". Since everyone knows there is a lot of fruit
> (and nuts) here, this obviously is a cover story. The actual
> purpose is to treat visitors with a hypnotizing gas that
> will make them think they have reached the great Golden
> land. Actually, they will have reached northern New Jersey
> by a circuitous route. Ronald Reagan was also a figment of
> the imagination but created by mass hypnosis carried out by
> secret signals included in movies and, later, television.
> Signals so fast that people could not detect them. That
> explains why he often left people feeling sleepy. Nancy
> Reagan was the result of one of the Warner brothers
> attempting to duplicate the witche's brew outlined in
> MacBeth.
> Because ther is no actual Pacific Coast there is no such
> place as Pacific Palisades, it was invented entirely by the
> Beach Boys and the Santa Monica chamber of commerce. In the
> same way La Jolla is actually on a large sound stage in
> Virginia and operated from Area 51.
> I must board the black hellicopter now, Mr. Chaney is
> beckoning.
>
> ---
> Richard Knoppow
> Los Angeles, CA, USA
> dickburk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Peter K
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