[rodgersorganusers] a bit of humor.......

There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor belt at 
the downtown Federal Reserve Building. 
As they were lying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to the $20 
dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven't seen you in a long 
time 
?" 
The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball! I been traveling 
to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the biggest and 
best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall 
across town and even a mall that I just newly built. 
"In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game, Rodeo 
Drive, the all-day retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon and the new casino! I 
have done it all!!!" 
After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the $1 dollar 
bill, 
"What about you? Where have you been?" 
The $1 dollar replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist 
church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church, the Church of God in 
Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day 
Saints, the A.M.E. church, the Disciple of Christ church, the..." 
"WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!!" shouted the $20 dollar bill to the $1 dollar 
bill. "What's a church?" 






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