[ratpack] Fwd: Lesser Known Metric Units

  • From: humminboid@xxxxxxxxxxx
  • To: ratpack <ratpack@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Pam Crosby <mkbee2@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 10 Jul 2010 03:08:40 +0000 (UTC)

Hmmmm....what's that in REAL numbers?  


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> Subject: FW: Lesser Known Metric Units 
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> Despite never having adopted the metric system for day to day life, Americans 
> are familiar with the basic units, like grams (especially kilograms), meters 
> and such. But when it comes to lesser known units, they're clueless, so we 
> thought we'd help the educational process along a bit. 
> 
> · 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 
> · Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 
> · 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 
> · Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 
> · Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 
> · Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 
> · 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling 
> · Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 
> · 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz 
> · Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 
> · Shortest distance between two jokes = 1 straight line 
> · 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 
> · 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 
> · 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 
> · 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 
> · 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 
> · 52 cards = 1 decacards 
> · 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton 
> · 1,000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen 
> · 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 
> · 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 
> · 10 rations = 1 decoration 
> · 100 rations = 1 C-ration 
> · 2 monograms = 1 diagram 
> · 4 nickels = 2 paradigms 
> · 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University 
> Hospital = 1 IV League 
> and... 
> · 100 Senators = Not 1 good decision 
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