Dear Uncle, Style has become such a rare thing. And folly recieves nowhere near the praise it should. Happy birthday Sir. I think I want to be just like you when I grow up. Gene Johnson > > From: "Stein" <rstein@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Date: 2006/04/21 Fri PM 08:30:15 EDT > To: <pure-silver@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Subject: [pure-silver] Re: Fees > > Dear Justin, > > Just so, Justin. > > Uncle Dick is not the world's greatest photographer. This he freely > admits, though some nights the wastepaper bin in the darkroom is not as full > as others.... > > What I can offer the brides ( And you were correct in saying that they > are all referrals - I do not advertise in either my surgery or my studio. ) > is a good basic service with a high proportion of desireable photo records > of the day. Desireable rather than salable - a point that Gianni raised with > the jazz musicians and you touched on with the bike riders. I don't sell > pictures - I sell myself and Igor, and the fact that we are usually > unflappable on the day. > > In my food job I deal with pain and disease and blood and little bits of > things that fly off the patients and have to be sponged off the walls. If I > am lucky. Disasters happen right before my very eyes and in many cases > because of my very fingers. I have learned to take it calmly, smile, and > reach around behind me for something sharp. This is very good practise for > weddings. > > I can soothe the bride, write the groom's speech, repair the wedding > cake, sponge the motor oil off the flower girl, and still take about 15 > rolls of 120 film. My peace of mind comes from my contract with the wedding > couple. It IS with the wedding couple, not their rellies. They pay me direct > and once the payment is made they are in control of their own negs, pics, > copyright, and destiny. > > I have been lucky so far in being able to read the personalities of the > wedding couples well enough in advance to see what approach to take on the > day - not all of them respond to the Uncle Dick brand of humour. Some groups > of people, and I would get myself in trouble if I said who, are less > self-assured in themselves and require a stiffier form of address and a more > florid show of dignity on the day. Some religious people are also in this > category, and I have learned to recognise the signs and act accordingly. I > have never actually had to burn a church and slaughter all those who escape > but it has come close on a couple of occasions.... > > Glad I don't have to earn food money by doing weddings each weekend. > Glad I don't have some of the pressure that I read about in North America on > these occasions. But also glad that I get to go out and play every so > often - particularly if the wedding couple are wise people and make sure > they lay on a little dinner for Igor and I. I hate to have to call Domino's > in the middle of the ceremony. > > Uncle Dick > > PS* Tonight is the cocktail party to celebrate my 58th birthday and I am > going to appear as Erasmus of Rotterdam. Needless to say I shall be reading > from " In Praise of Folly ".... > > > ============================================================================================================= > To unsubscribe from this list, go to www.freelists.org and logon to your > account (the same e-mail address and password you set-up when you > subscribed,) and unsubscribe from there. > Be Just And Fear Not ============================================================================================================= To unsubscribe from this list, go to www.freelists.org and logon to your account (the same e-mail address and password you set-up when you subscribed,) and unsubscribe from there.