[pr0k] More songs please

  • From: "Steven Pick" <steve.pick@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <pr0k@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 3 Jul 2002 09:17:04 +0100

"Ill Cow"

He smashes the mouths of singing cherubs
With Thor's Mighty Hammer of SILENCE!
He pulls out the tonsils of non-believers
With Moses's Tongs of MERCY!

He'll murder your veins!
He'll gouge out your brain!
He'll destroy aaalll yooourrr dreeeeaaaamsssss...

Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!

The leader of the four apocalypse riders!
Waterman wears the tongues of the FALLEN!
Foxy sucks out the eyeballs of divas!
That bird I don't know the name of burns out boy band RETINAS!

They'll strangle your unborn!
They'll suffocate your nose!
They'll destroy aaalll yoouuur dreeeeaaammmmss.....

Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Peter Waterman! Destroyer of Music!
Dr Fox! Destroyer of Radio Waves!
That bird I don't know the name of! Destroyer of PAIN!

Who knows the power, that dwells within his soul....
The mighty belt buckle of Alarat keeps him under control.
But as that belt buckle rises, slowly up his chest
The dark lord Cowell tries to hold it down. NO! It touched his manbreast!

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIN
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN
HOT SEARING PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIN

Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!
Simon Cowell! Destroyer of Dreams!

SI-MON-COOOOOOOOOOW. ILLL.

GIVE ME THE KAREOKE PAIN OF A THOUSAND TEENAGE CRAIG DAVIDS!!!!! (shouted
while chewing strawberry laces)

Steve ;)~

Art Monkey
steve.pick@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"I'm not sure what I am supposed
to taste besides pain"


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