[ppi] [ppiindia] FW: Joke on weekend

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have a nice weekend .. :)
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-----Original Message-----

What would your answer be?
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An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job =
opening.  After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who=
 were equally qualified.=20=20
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He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.  Their answe=
r would determine which of them would get the job.=20
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The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the inter=
viewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"=20
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Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT.  It =
just pops into your head.  There's no warning that it's on the way; it's ju=
st there.  A thought is the fastest thing I know of."=20
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"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked th=
e second man.=20
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"Hmm....let me see. A BLINK !  It comes and goes and you don't know that it=
 ever happened.  A blink is the fastest thing I know of."=20
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"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye... that's a very po=
pular clich=E9."  He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his=
 reply.=20
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"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall the=
re's a light switch.  When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture=
 the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.  Yep, TURNING ON A=
 LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."=20
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The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had=
 found his man.  "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.=20=20
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Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same questio=
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The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvio=
us to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA"=20
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"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.=20
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"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't fe=
eling so good and I ran for the bathroom.  But, before I could THINK, BLINK=
, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants!=20
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HE GOT THE JOB !=20
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