-=PCTechTalk=- Re: sorry for off topic post but this is one everyone needs to laugh at

Some mothers' do 'ave 'em  :o)

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "olmtrader"

      Computer Help Desk
      Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
      Customer: A white one...

      ******
      Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
      Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
      Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
      Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ."
      Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's 
still on my desk...
      Sorry...

      ******

      Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the 
screen.
      Customer: Your left or my left?

      ******

      Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
      Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
      Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
      Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not 
Bill Gates!

      ******

      Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every 
time I try, it says
      'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in 
front of the monitor,
      but the computer still says it can't find it...

      ******

      Customer: I have problems printing in red...
      Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
      Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you.

      ******

      Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
      Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

      ******

      Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
      Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
      Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
      Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
      Customer: Okay.
      Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
      Customer: Yes.
      Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another 
keyboard?
      Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

      ******

      Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital 
letter V as in
      Victor, and the number 7.
      Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

      ******

      A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
      Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
      Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
      Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
      Customer: Five stars.

      ******

      Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
      Customer: Netscape.
      Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program
      Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

      ******

      Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screen saver on my 
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

      *******

      And then there is my personal favorite!!

      Helpdesk: How may I help you?
      Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
      Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
      Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get 
the circle around
      it?


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