-=PCTechTalk=- Re: Please Read - Important information for members of PCTechTalk
- From: "Eleanore" <elmb@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <pctechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 14:19:37 -0500
Hi MN and all
I was being facetious !!Caught on about the third question. Any way it is
funny.
lol
Eleanore
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bob Templeton" <bob.templeton@xxxxxxxx>
To: <pctechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, July 31, 2002 12:59 PM
Subject: -=PCTechTalk=- Re: Please Read - Important information for members
of PCTechTalk
>
> MNL, I got your form filled out and realized U left out the critical
> question.
> Have your grandchildren had access to your puter? yes____
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Master NetLord" <NetLord@xxxxxxx>
> To: "PCTechTalk - Freelists" <pctechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Wednesday, July 31, 2002 8:16 AM
> Subject: -=PCTechTalk=- Please Read - Important information for members of
> PCTechTalk
>
>
> > Your diligent PCTechTalk Mods have been working around the clock to find
> ways to better serve you. Versed in Six Sigma, we've developed a process
> improvement that we think will greatly improve our ability to respond to
> queries. In the future, please complete the attached form and send it
along
> with your questions to PCTechTalk. We humbly thank you for taking the
time
> to fill the form out prior to writing us. The form is posted below so you
> can cut and paste it efficiently.
> >
> > Regards from the
> > "Keyboard Cowboy",
> >
> > Master NetLord
> > ,,,,,,,,
> > Ô¿Ô¬
> > Cincinnati, Ohio
> > Scottsdale, Arizona
> > «:»¤«:»¤¤¤«:»¤«:»
> > Wednesday
> > 07/31/2002
> > 9:14:03 AM
> > «:»¤«:»¤¤¤«:»¤«:»
> >
> > Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has
> to eat them.
> >
> > _______________________________________________________________________
> >
> > PCTechTalk
> > Computer Problem Report Form
> >
> >
> > 1. Describe your problem:________________________________
> > ______________________________________________________
> >
> >
> > 2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
> > ______________________________________________________
> > ______________________________________________________
> >
> >
> > 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
> > ______________________________________________________
> > ______________________________________________________
> >
> >
> > 4. Problem Severity:
> >
> > a. Minor__
> > b. Minor__
> > c. Minor__
> > d. Trivial__
> >
> >
> > 5. Nature of the problem:
> >
> > a. locked-up__
> > b. frozen__
> > c. hung__
> > d. strange smell__
> >
> >
> > 6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 9. Have you made it worse? Yes__
> >
> > 10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix
it
> for you? Yes__
> > No__
> >
> > 11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__
> >
> > 12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 13. Are you SURE you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__
> >
> > 14. Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE you've read the manual? No__
> >
> > 15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 16. If "Yes", explain why you can't fix the problem yourself.
> > _________________________________________________________
> > _________________________________________________________
> >
> > 17. What were you doing with the computer at the time the problem
> occurred?
> > _________________________________________________________
> > _________________________________________________________
> >
> > 18. If you answered, "Nothing", then explain why you were logged in:
> > _________________________________________________________
> > _________________________________________________________
> >
> > 19. Are you sure you're not imagining the problem? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 21. Do you have a copy of "PC's For Dummies"? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 23. Do you have ANY electronic products that DO work? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 24. Is there anyone else you can blame this problem on? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ No__
> >
> > 27. Can you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__
> >
> > ___________________________________________________
> >
> > (Thank Ruth for this bit of humor -- I couldn't resist passing it on)
> >
> >
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