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From: "Victor Firestone" <vlfll@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Micha" <micha@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: New words
Date: Sat, 8 Feb 2003 10:02:45 +0200
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BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a server went
down, and who was responsible. 
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and then leaves. 
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. 
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
potato. 
STRESS PUPPY: An admin who seems to thrive on being stressed out,
whiney, and complains about stupid users all day. 
SWIPEOUT: An access card that has been rendered useless because the
magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use. 
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again. 
404: A completely clueless end-user. 
OHNOSECOND: That fraction of time after hitting Enter, in which you
realize that you've just permanently erased a big database. 
INOCULATTE: Taking coffee intravenously when you are pulling an
all-nighter getting that database online from the backup tapes. 
OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit). 

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TTFN 

Vic

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and 
the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics 
and endure the betrayal  of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to
find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by
a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know
even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.

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