[pcductape] Re: Unsubscribing

  • From: Lisa Schnepf <lars2@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: pcductape@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 01:32:12 -0500

Then that settles it, no one can leave. 

-----Original Message-----
From: pcductape-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:pcductape-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Victor Firestone
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 12:53 AM
To: pcductape@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [pcductape] Re: Unsubscribing


Too difficult for me Lisa !!!!  ROTFLMAO
 

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TTFN - Vic / 429469

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the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal  of false friends; to appreciate beauty,
to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better;
whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social
condition;
to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.

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From: pcductape-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:pcductape-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Lisa Schnepf
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 5:53 AM
To: pcductape@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [pcductape] Re: Unsubscribing



To unsubscribe from this service you must first purchase a Craft-O-
Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit. The unit can be
obtained from most hardware stores and dental clinics. Be sure to obtain
the proper permits to operate the unit from the Nuclear Regulatory
Commission and the Food and Drug Administration in Washington D.C. USA.
Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each component in its
accompanying mesh safety bag. Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of
the perforated Gerring Mach 77 refibulator and attach them using the
eight-millimeter torque fork. Be sure that the refibulator is mounted at
a 66 degree angle and properly dispersed so that it is flush with the
curved section of the Pyrex thistle tube. Place the four sections of the
triangular separation gear into the posture cylinder and lock them into
place using the band aid adhesive strip. Insert the wiggling pin into
the wobbling hole, making sure that it seated correctly. Place the D
cell battery and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the power chamber. The
device should be calibrated before operation using the optional digital
corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation. Insert the digital
corkscrew through the electronic combustion service chamber using
caution not to touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control module and
quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees. Turn the Craft-O-Matic
Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit upside down and hit the bottom
plate with a 48-ounce ball-peen hammer while shaking the unit
vigorously. Force open the door to the incineration valve compartment
and set the pressure gauge to 719 psi. Close the door and seal it shut
with duct tape. The unit should now be properly calibrated and ready to
use. Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate it to a height of 229 feet
above sea level to insure that the unit receives the proper oxygen level
and barometric pressure. Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by
northeast to within the parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite
and apply pressure to the wing shaft on the southern most section of the
modular accelerator. Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the
unit, rotate the heater core to the "on" position. The "on" position has
been obtained when the green light begins to flash, signifying that the
red light is about to go off. Once the red light is off, flip the toggle
switch labeled "ON/OFF" to the "ON" position and count to 47 before
logging on to the system. Logon using your username and password and
wait for the prompt. Once prompted you must check the box with the
appropriate action you wish to take and then press the pressure release
button and turn off the compressor while turning the hand crank at 231
meters per minute. Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift,
number lock, escape and tab simultaneously. Press enter. You will have
one second to complete the procedure. If you fail to respond in the time
limit allowed, simply purchase a new Craft-O-Matic Adjustable
Subscription Cancellation Unit and start from the beginning. Please
remember that this is the only way we will accept for you to unsubscribe
from this service. We have made every attempt to simplify the procedure
for your convenience. Failure to comply with the unsubscribe policy will
result in immediate termination of your subscription so please follow
the above directions closely. 

-----Original Message-----
From: pcductape-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:pcductape-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Ginger
Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2004 2:56 PM
To: pcductape@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [pcductape] Unsubscribing


Can someone tell me how to unsubscribe from this list, please?
 
Thanks!
Ginger

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