[pcductape] Re: Unsubscribing

  • From: "Victor Firestone" <vlfll@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <pcductape@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 07:52:33 +0200

Too difficult for me Lisa !!!!  ROTFLMAO


TTFN - Vic / 429469

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the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal  of false friends; to appreciate beauty,
to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better;
whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.




From: pcductape-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:pcductape-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On Behalf Of Lisa Schnepf
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 5:53 AM
To: pcductape@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [pcductape] Re: Unsubscribing

To unsubscribe from this service you must first purchase a Craft-O- Matic
Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit. The unit can be obtained from
most hardware stores and dental clinics. Be sure to obtain the proper
permits to operate the unit from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission and the
Food and Drug Administration in Washington D.C. USA. Be sure to carefully
unpack the kit and place each component in its accompanying mesh safety bag.
Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the perforated Gerring Mach 77
refibulator and attach them using the eight-millimeter torque fork. Be sure
that the refibulator is mounted at a 66 degree angle and properly dispersed
so that it is flush with the curved section of the Pyrex thistle tube. Place
the four sections of the triangular separation gear into the posture
cylinder and lock them into place using the band aid adhesive strip. Insert
the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making sure that it seated
correctly. Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the
power chamber. The device should be calibrated before operation using the
optional digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation. Insert the
digital corkscrew through the electronic combustion service chamber using
caution not to touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control module and
quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees. Turn the Craft-O-Matic
Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit upside down and hit the bottom
plate with a 48-ounce ball-peen hammer while shaking the unit vigorously.
Force open the door to the incineration valve compartment and set the
pressure gauge to 719 psi. Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape.
The unit should now be properly calibrated and ready to use. Before
activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit, you
must first elevate it to a height of 229 feet above sea level to insure that
the unit receives the proper oxygen level and barometric pressure. Point the
aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast to within the parameters of the
Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and apply pressure to the wing shaft on the
southern most section of the modular accelerator. Using the special ratchet
adapter supplied with the unit, rotate the heater core to the "on" position.
The "on" position has been obtained when the green light begins to flash,
signifying that the red light is about to go off. Once the red light is off,
flip the toggle switch labeled "ON/OFF" to the "ON" position and count to 47
before logging on to the system. Logon using your username and password and
wait for the prompt. Once prompted you must check the box with the
appropriate action you wish to take and then press the pressure release
button and turn off the compressor while turning the hand crank at 231
meters per minute. Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift,
number lock, escape and tab simultaneously. Press enter. You will have one
second to complete the procedure. If you fail to respond in the time limit
allowed, simply purchase a new Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
Cancellation Unit and start from the beginning. Please remember that this is
the only way we will accept for you to unsubscribe from this service. We
have made every attempt to simplify the procedure for your convenience.
Failure to comply with the unsubscribe policy will result in immediate
termination of your subscription so please follow the above directions

-----Original Message-----
From: pcductape-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:pcductape-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On Behalf Of Ginger
Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2004 2:56 PM
To: pcductape@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [pcductape] Unsubscribing

Can someone tell me how to unsubscribe from this list, please?

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