[pcductape] FW: Lawsuit

  • From: "Eric Skeen" <northcom@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Pcductape@Freelists. Org" <pcductape@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2003 22:54:55 +0200

Uh-oh... looks like this Group is in trouble...

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Can this possibly be true?

Man Sues Tom Ridge Over Duct Tape Fears
Corona, CA(Corona Times) -

Tom Ridge's advice to Americans to stock up on duct tape and plastic has
sparked a lawsuit which has been filed against him, the Department of
Homeland Security and President George W. Bush.

Steven J. Bosell, the owner of B &B Construction in Corona, California, has
filed a lawsuit claiming emotional distress, personal injury and sexual
disfunction after he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape to protect them
from a biological attack.

"After watching Mr. Ridge on television advising us to stock up on duct
tape and plastic, I went to the local Costco and bought $100 worth of duct
tape to protect myself", Bosell said. "When I got home, I taped up my
windows and doors. After I did that I realized survivors like myself are
going to reproduce and populate the Earth after a biological attack, we have
to protect our privates as well."

Bosell claimed in his lawsuit he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape as
test of "Homeland Security". When he tried to remove the tape, Bosell
injured himself when the tape began peeling off skin and body hair. After
calling an ambulance, Bosell was taken to the hospital where the doctors and
nurses laughed at him.

"I told the doctors and nurses at the hospital if they laughed, I would
file a lawsuit against them and the hospital. They laughed anyway and I now
have another lawsuit pending" Bosell said with tears streaming down his

"They went out their way to make me look like a fool. Once I saw the
doctors scalpel go toward my privates, I totally lost it and blacked out".

Also named in the lawsuit is the President of the United States, George W.
Bush. "President Bush is just as liable for injury to my reproductive future
because he hired Mr. Ridge to run the Department of Homeland Security and
Mr. Ridge gave the nation bad advice. They also made me look like a fool."
Bosell sobbed.

The Department of Homeland Security and the Bush Administration have no
comment on Mr. Bosell's lawsuit.

Copyright 2003 - The Corona Times

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