[oxfordgamers] This is not the Spam you are looking for...

Finally, some spam I can appreciate...

> > 
> > FROM:PRNCSS. L ORGANA
> > 
> > DEAR friend.
> > 
> > I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE
> ROYAL
> > 
> > FAMILY OF ALDERAN (ALDRN).  
> > 
> > I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, THIS WAS IN 
> > CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE 
> > AND SITUATION.  
> > 
> > I WAS FALSLEY IMPRISONED UPON THE IMPERIAL 
> > BATTLESTATION ("DEATH STAR") WHEN MY PLANET WAS 
> > HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED AND ENDED BY THE BVERY BAD
> SITH 
> > LORD VADER.  
> > 
> > I ESCAPED ALONG WITH THE AID OF BRAVE REBELS AND 
> > WOOKIES, AND AM NOW I AM LYING LOW DUE TO THE 
> > SITUATION IN THE 4TH MOON OF YAVIN TILL WHEN
> THINGS 
> > 
> > 
> > [GETS BETTER.]
> > 
> > I HAVE CONTROL HERE OF THE SUM OF $25, MILLIONNN
> IN 
> > IMPERIAL CREDITS DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMAPNY
> 
> > FOR SAFEKEEPING ON TATOOINE.  
> > 
> > THE FUNDS WERE SHIPPED BY A COURIER SERVICE AS 
> > DIPLOMATIC ITEMS OF HIGH VALUES TO PREVENT THEM
> FROM
> > 
> > KNOWING THE CONTENT.  
> > 
> > WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO friend IS TO INDICATE YOUR 
> > INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME BY RECEIVING THE 
> > MONEY ON OUR BEHALF ON TATOOINE AND ASSIST IN  
> > 
> > INVESTING THIS MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS
> LIKE 
> > MOISTURE FARMS AND STOCK IN MULTI-PLANETARY 
> > COMPANIES AND OTHER SAFE LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN 
> > YOUR SECTOR.  
> > 
> > MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF 
> > CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND 
> > HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE 
> > WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.  
> > 
> > IN CONCLUSION,IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTRESTED TO 
> > ASSIST ME I WILL LIKE YOU TO CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO
> I
> > 
> > HAVE STATIONED IN MOS EISLEY TO WITHNESS THE 
> > TRANSACTION TO IT'S CONCLUTION.  
> > 
> > YOU CAN REACH HIM ON HIS DIRECT LINE VIA MAIL 
> > bob.tucker@xxxxxxxxx, HIS NAME IS WATTO THE
> > TOYDARIAN, I 
> > HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN HIM.  
> > 
> > FINALLY, I HAVE SET ASIDE 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF
> > THE 
> > FUNDS FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE UP FRONT,AND 5% FOR ANY
> > ESPENCES 
> > THAT SHALL BE INCURED DURING THIS
> TRANSACTION.PLEASE
> > 
> > BE FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MY LAWYER.  
> > 
> > I SINCERELY WILL APPRECAITE YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS
> 
> > SOON AS POSSIBLE.  
> > 
> > HELP US, friend, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
> > 
> > BEST REGARDS,
> > PRNCSS. L. ORGAN
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> 
> 
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