[oxfordgamers] Re: Sad News :)

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From: "Aaron Einhorn" <desire_endless@xxxxxxxxx>
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Sent: Saturday, January 18, 2003 10:22 AM
Subject: [oxfordgamers] Sad News :)


> "It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news.
>
> Please join me in remembering a great icon of the Entertainment
> community.
>
> The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
> complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
>
> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
> turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
> Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
> Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
>
> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
> man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
> show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
>
> He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
> half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as
> a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
>
> Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
> and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
> his elderly father, Pop Tart.
>
> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes."
>
> =====
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interesting companion. Give me a man or woman who has read perhaps three and
you give me a dangerous enemy indeed."
> -Anne Rice, The Witching Hour
>
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