[oxfordgamers] Sad News :)

"It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news. 

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the Entertainment
community. 

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. 

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. 

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. 

He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as
a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. 

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart. 

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes."

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"Give me a man or a woman who has read a thousand books and you give me an 
interesting companion. Give me a man or woman who has read perhaps three and 
you give me a dangerous enemy indeed."
-Anne Rice, The Witching Hour

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