[oxfordgamers] Re: Magneto was right!

*the wheelchair-bound Prof. Charles Xavier, to protect mankind, even as
humans shunned and despised them.

Ok, put Sylvia Browne and John Edward in wheelchairs, and they will no
longer be human.

*But what about Wolverine, the muscular X-Man with the metal claws that jut
out from his fists?

Does this mean just artificial metalic enhancements shown outside the body?
Or does inside count? Does this make me a mutant?

*The judge observed how the character Storm, with her flowing white hair and
dark skin, "can summon storms at will," [What woman can't summon a storm of
somekind, Storm's just doing her thing]

*while Pyro has a "mutant ability to control and shape flames." [Ok, real
fire vs cooking fire? Women for generations have been controling the shape
of flames, more wood, less wood, turn the dial. This gal just does it
differently.]

Ok, a couple of no nonsense gals who know how to get what they want. What
about we B****es who get results no mere mortal can get from Utility
companies and wretched service  providers? Does that make us mutants?

*The judge found that Kraven exhibited "highly exaggerated muscle tone in
arms and legs." He wore a "lion's mane-like vest." Both features helped
relegate him, in the judge's mind, to the netherworld of robots, monsters
and devils.

Ok, Arnie and Stallone are mutants just on the above definition.


Andrea who is just a little more amused than she thinks she should be.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Bolenbaugh, Tom" <TBolenbaugh@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <oxfordgamers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 9:15 AM
Subject: [oxfordgamers] Re: Magneto was right!


>
> Now Marvel should get some real mileage out of this for the next X-Men
> movie.  Like flash a quote from the judge's decision up on screen during a
> comercial while the voice-over talks about the registration act.
>
> It would be hilarious!
>
> > ----------
> > From: Chad Wilson
> > Reply To: oxfordgamers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 9:13 AM
> > To: oxfordgamers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > Subject: [oxfordgamers] Re: Magneto was right!
> >
> > --- "Bolenbaugh, Tom" <TBolenbaugh@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> > > http://online.wsj.com/article_email/0,,SB1043013622300562504,00.html
> > >
> > > Heard about this on NPR this morning, then saw this story.
> >
> > What would this world be like without lawyers?
> >
> > > A federal judge has declared that the X-Men are not human.  Can the
> > > Keene Act be far behind?  Registrations?  Sentinels?  Bad
> > mega-crossovers?
> >
> > Been there.  Done that.  Doing it.  Wish it hadn't been done.
> >
> > -w
> >
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