[ourlunchgroup] Re: Don't mess with kids!

So why did you all skip I was the only one at school today.

BROCK

PS tomorrow at 7:00 right bring a white elephant gift and treat

On Sat, Dec 17, 2011 at 8:39 AM, Daniel Spreier <crazypirate22@xxxxxxxxx>wrote:

> Its fine I can drive
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> On Sat, Dec 17, 2011 at 7:59 AM, Jacey Erickson 
> <jaceysdragons@xxxxxxxxx>wrote:
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>> ha ha! those are awesome! hey daniel, do you want a ride to the NHS thing
>> today? becuase i can give you one, i'll pick you up at like a quarter to
>> ten... is that ok?
>> ~jacey~
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>>  *From:* Jarom Denton <smileybob234@xxxxxxxxx>
>> *To:* Group of Friends <ourlunchgroup@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>> *Sent:* Friday, December 16, 2011 5:15 PM
>> *Subject:* [ourlunchgroup] Don't mess with kids!
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>>  I found these funny jokes, so I wanted to share :)
>>  1. little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher:
>> said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
>> even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
>> The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
>> the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
>> physically impossible. The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will
>> ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
>> The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".
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>> 2. A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while
>> they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
>> work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
>> what the drawing was. The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher:
>> paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a
>> beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a
>> minute."
>>
>> 3. A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
>> five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy
>> Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us
>> how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little
>> boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
>>
>> 4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
>> dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
>> several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
>> head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
>> your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
>> something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
>> The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
>> "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
>>
>> 5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
>> persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
>> it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
>> Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small
>> voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's
>> dead."
>>
>> 6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
>> to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
>> the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
>> face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing
>> upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A
>> little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
>>
>> 7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
>> school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
>> nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
>> watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
>> table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a
>> note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
>>
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>> Jarom
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