I was really hoping when I looked at the date, I'd see April 1st.....alas....it was not so...... ________________________________________ From: oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Cary Millsap [cary.millsap@xxxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: Friday, October 31, 2008 6:34 PM To: sfaroult@xxxxxxxxxxxx Cc: ORACLE-L Subject: Re: Scary Wow... Horrifying, actually. Wow. Cary Millsap On Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 5:15 PM, Stephane Faroult <sfaroult@xxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:sfaroult@xxxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote: My friend Michel Cadot sent the following URL to me today: http://latest360.blogspot.com/2008/04/tips-for-better-performance-and-tuning.html I find it quite appropriate for Halloween ("tips or tricks"). To beginners on the list: DON'T FOLLOW THESE "TIPS". -- Stephane Faroult RoughSea Ltd <http://www.roughsea.com> Coming speaking engagements: Beijing, Shanghai <http://www.oracle.com/global/cn/education/promotions/stephanefaroult_cele_seminar_cn.htm>, Hong-Kong <http://www.oracle.com/education/images/apac_newsletter/seminar/hk_stephanefaroult.html> and Singapore <http://www.oracle.com/education/images/apac_newsletter/seminar/sg_stephanefaroult.html>. -- http://www.freelists.org/webpage/oracle-l -- http://www.freelists.org/webpage/oracle-l