I don't know about technical attorney stuff, and I just LUVs all companies that hire DBAs. But, what is the legal term for 'humor', as in this job posting for a 6 month contract to convert 8i to 10g database? e.g. "Oracle 10G experience" http://www.ncoug.com/jobs.htm Do you think if I read one of those new 10g books, and get a 10g certification, I could 'wing it'? He he he. OMG, just kidding. Don't vomit. Sorry, we're snowed in and I'm bored. Regards, Mike Thomas --- Jared.Still@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote: > Re slander: slander is spoken, this would be libel. > Jared > > I am not an attorney, nor do I play one on TV. > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free web site building tool. Try it! http://webhosting.yahoo.com/ps/sb/