RE: New Metalink URL (Humorous)

Received this _just now_ 
 
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Chris Taylor
Sr. Oracle DBA
Ingram Barge Company
Nashville, TN 37205
Office: 615-517-3355
Cell: 615-354-4799
Email: chris.taylor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 

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Oracle is pleased to announce that, as a current user of Customer
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Connection, providing you with a simplified support experience with a
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My Oracle Support is an important part of streamlining your customer
support experience and is a milestone of Oracle's transition to Siebel
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experience a number of benefits, including: 

Faster problem resolution 

*       Reduce your time to resolution with quick access to the
information you need using a new personalized dashboard 
*       Facilitate faster resolution with a robust knowledgebase and
powerful self-service tools 
*       Maximize your support experience with enhanced Service Request
(formerly known as Case) management 

Extended preventative, automated support capabilities 

*       Experience a faster, simplified, and easier way to manage your
self-service needs with an improved support interface 
*       Employ simplified configuration management solutions such as
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*       Proactively prevent problems and accelerate problem resolution
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*       Quickly access your Service Request (SR) history with MySRs 

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The transition to the new support portal for Customer Connection users
is currently scheduled for November 2008. Live and recorded training
will be available as we move closer to the transition weekend. The
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