[nikonf4] Fwd: Shopping at Tiffany

  • From: Koichi Mac <nikonf3tmd4@xxxxxxx>
  • To: Undisclosed recipients: ;
  • Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2010 23:31:18 -0800

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> Date: December 23, 2010 9:52:05 PST
> Subject: Fwd: FW: Shopping at Tiffany
> 
>  A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S AND SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND 
> BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT.
> 
> AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS.
> 
> VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER 
> FLATULENCE AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR.
> 
> AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A 
> SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER.
> 
> HE IS EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING AS WELL AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER; HE DISPLAYS ALL 
> OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY.
> 
> HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, 'GOOD DAY, MADAM .  HOW MAY WE HELP YOU 
> TODAY?
> 
> BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED 
> HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT, SHE ASKS, 'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY 
> BRACELET?'
> 
> HE ANSWERS, "MADAM , IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT ;YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT 
> WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE ."   

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