[nikonf4] Re: Fwd: Friendship
- From: MomMamiya7@xxxxxxx
- To: nikonf4@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 00:22:00 EST
Say "thank you" to your neighbor from me, please. I LOVE it! ;-)
In a message dated 12/9/2010 7:38:44 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,
nikonf3tmd4@xxxxxxx writes:
Got this from my next door neighbor.
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Date: December 8, 2010 11:06:39 PST
Subject: FW: Friendship
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Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:25 AM
Subject: Friendship
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Friendship ~ None of that sissy shit
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold
truth of our great friendship.
1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3 When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I
would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get
until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
7.. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~
because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends (including the one who sent it to
you).
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
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