[nikonf4] Re: Fwd: Friendship

  • From: MomMamiya7@xxxxxxx
  • To: nikonf4@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 00:22:00 EST

Say "thank you" to your neighbor from me, please.  I LOVE it!  ;-)
In a message dated 12/9/2010 7:38:44 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,  
nikonf3tmd4@xxxxxxx writes:

Got this from  my next door neighbor.

Begin forwarded message:

Date:  December 8, 2010  11:06:39 PST
Subject:  FW:  Friendship

Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:25  AM
Subject: Friendship


--------  Original Message --------

Subject: Fw: :  Friendship
Friendship ~ None of that sissy  shit

Are you tired of  those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, 
but never  actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of  promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will  see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold 
truth of our great  friendship.

1.. When you are  sad ~ I will help you get drunk and  plot revenge against 
the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you  are blue ~ I  will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3 When you  smile    ~ I will know you are thinking of  something that I 
would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you  are scared ~ I will rag on you about it  every chance I get 
until you're NOT.

5. When  you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible  stories about how much 
worse it could be until you quit  whining.

6. When you  are confused ~ I will try to use only little  words.

7.. When  you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me  until you are well 
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you  fall ~ I will  laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?'  you may ask ~ 
because you are my friend.

Friendship  is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can  feel the true warmth.

Send  this to 10 of your closest friends (including the one who sent it to  

Then get  depressed because you can only think of 4.


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