[nikonf4] Fwd: Friendship

  • From: Koichi Mac <nikonf3tmd4@xxxxxxx>
  • To: Nikon F4 <nikonf4@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2010 04:38:26 -0800

        Got this from my next door neighbor.


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> Date: December 8, 2010 11:06:39 PST
> Subject: FW: Friendship
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> Art
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> Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:25 AM
> Subject: Friendship
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> Subject: Fw: : Friendship
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> Friendship ~ None of that sissy shit
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> Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but 
> never actually come close to reality?
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> Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
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> You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold truth 
> of our great friendship.
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> 1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the 
> sorry bastard who made you sad.
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> 2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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> 3 When you smile    ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would 
> probably want to be involved in.
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> 4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until 
> you're NOT.
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> 5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much 
> worse it could be until you quit whining.
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> 6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
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> 7.. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. 
> I don't want whatever you have.
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> 8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
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> 9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because 
> you are my friend.
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> Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
> can feel the true warmth.
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> Send this to 10 of your closest friends (including the one who sent it to 
> you).
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> Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
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