[modeleng] Re: You can't keep a good chicken down!!!!!!

Verrey funny!   Cheers, Hubert

----- Original Message -----
From: "Dave Beaman" <davebeaman@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <modeleng@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 8:30 PM
Subject: [modeleng] Re: You can't keep a good chicken down!!!!!!


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> Sorry about sending this of topic guys, I hit the wrong button and sent it
> to all on my addy list!!! It is funny though!
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> I had to laff at this one!!!
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>     > > > > > >Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)
>     > > > > > >
>     > > > > > >Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to
launch
> dead
>     > > > > > >chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets
> all
>     > > > > > >travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the
>     >frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the
> strength of
>     > > the windshields.
>     > > > > > >
>     > > > > > >American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to
test
> it on
>     > > the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were
> made,
>     > > and a gun was sent to the American engineers.
>     > > > > > >
>     > > > > > >When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the
> chicken
>     > > > > > >hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof
> shield,
>     > > smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console,
> snapped the
>     > > > > > >engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back
> wall of
>     > > the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow.
>     > > > > > >
>     > > > > > >The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results
> of the
>     > > > > > >experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and
> begged the
>     > > > > > >British scientists for suggestions.
>     > > > > > >
>     > > > > > >You're going to love this......
>     > > > > > >
>     > > > > > >Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
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>     > > > > > >"Defrost the chicken."
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