[modeleng] Re: Cooking at Christmas

Nice one Peter!

Merry Christmas to all - may you all get something more interesting than 
socks this year.

Ron from Oxford

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From: "The Sheppard Residence" <peter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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Sent: Saturday, December 24, 2005 8:21 AM
Subject: [modeleng] Cooking at Christmas


>I saw this elsewhere and thought that you might enjoy it!
>
>
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> On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me,
> I've bought a big fresh turkey, and a proper Christmas tree.
>
> On the second day of Christmas, much laughter can be heard,
> As we tucked into our turkey, a most delicious bird.
>
> On the third day of Christmas, came the people from next door,
> The turkey tasted just as good, as it did the day before.
>
> On the fourth day of Christmas, some wine and cheese we had,
> We were bright and happy, the turkey a little sad.
>
> On the fifth day of Christmas,outside the snow flakes scurried
> But we were nice and warm inside, we had the turkey curried.
>
> On the sixth day of Christmas, the Christmas spirit died,
> The children fought and bickered, so we had the turkey fried.
>
> On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love he did wince,
> When he sat down at the table, and was offered turkey mince.
>
> On the eighth day of Christmas, the dog has run for shelter,
> He had seen our turkey pancakes and the glass of Alka-Seltzer.
>
> On the ninth day of Christmas, by lunch time Dad was blotto,
> He knew the bird was back again, this time as rice risotto.
>
> On the tenth day of Christmas we were drinking home made brew,
> As if that wasn't bad enough we were eating turkey stew.
>
> On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting,
> With chilli, soya, and oyster sauce, the turkey was revolting.
>
> On the twelfth day of Christmas, we had a smile upon on lips,
> The guests had gone, the turkey too, and we dined on fish and chips.
>
>
> Happy Christmas
>
> Peter
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