[modeleng] Re: Cooking at Christmas

 
In a message dated 24/12/2005 14:06:31 , al_messer@xxxxxxxxx writes:
Yep.  Turkey has a way of affecting people in  that
manner!  Thanks for the humor, Peter.  And a very
Merry  Christmas to you and yours.

Al Messer

--- The Sheppard Residence  <peter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

> I saw this elsewhere  and thought that you might
> enjoy it!
> 
> 
>  
> On the first day of Christmas my true love said to
>  me,
> I've bought a big fresh turkey, and a proper
> Christmas  tree.
> 
> On the second day of Christmas, much laughter can  be
> heard,
> As we tucked into our turkey, a most delicious  bird.
> 
> On the third day of Christmas, came the people  from
> next door,
> The turkey tasted just as good, as it did the  day
> before.
> 
> On the fourth day of Christmas, some wine  and cheese
> we had,
> We were bright and happy, the turkey a  little sad.
> 
> On the fifth day of Christmas,outside the  snow
> flakes scurried
> But we were nice and warm inside, we had  the turkey
> curried.
> 
> On the sixth day of Christmas,  the Christmas spirit
> died,
> The children fought and bickered,  so we had the
> turkey fried.
> 
> On the seventh day of  Christmas, my true love he did
> wince,
> When he sat down at the  table, and was offered
> turkey mince.
> 
> On the eighth  day of Christmas, the dog has run for
> shelter,
> He had seen our  turkey pancakes and the glass of
> Alka-Seltzer.
> 
> On the  ninth day of Christmas, by lunch time Dad was
> blotto,
> He knew  the bird was back again, this time as rice
> risotto.
> 
>  On the tenth day of Christmas we were drinking home
> made brew,
>  As if that wasn't bad enough we were eating turkey
> stew.
>  
> On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree
> was  moulting,
> With chilli, soya, and oyster sauce, the turkey was
>  revolting.
> 
> On the twelfth day of Christmas, we had a smile  upon
> on lips,
> The guests had gone, the turkey too, and we  dined on
> fish and chips.
> 
> 
> Happy  Christmas
> 
> Peter
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SWMBO said "what a good idea", thank goodness we only bought a Duck for  
Christmas Day
there is a limit to how far that will go.
I could take Duck sandwiches with me into the workshop on Boxing Day at a  
push if there is anything left.
Have a good one everybody.
Don
In sunny mild Nelson.
 


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