[modeleng] Re: Cooking at Christmas

Yep.  Turkey has a way of affecting people in that
manner!  Thanks for the humor, Peter.  And a very
Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Al Messer

--- The Sheppard Residence <peter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

> I saw this elsewhere and thought that you might
> enjoy it!
> 
> 
> 
> On the first day of Christmas my true love said to
> me,
> I've bought a big fresh turkey, and a proper
> Christmas tree.
> 
> On the second day of Christmas, much laughter can be
> heard,
> As we tucked into our turkey, a most delicious bird.
> 
> On the third day of Christmas, came the people from
> next door,
> The turkey tasted just as good, as it did the day
> before.
> 
> On the fourth day of Christmas, some wine and cheese
> we had,
> We were bright and happy, the turkey a little sad.
> 
> On the fifth day of Christmas,outside the snow
> flakes scurried
> But we were nice and warm inside, we had the turkey
> curried.
> 
> On the sixth day of Christmas, the Christmas spirit
> died,
> The children fought and bickered, so we had the
> turkey fried.
> 
> On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love he did
> wince,
> When he sat down at the table, and was offered
> turkey mince.
> 
> On the eighth day of Christmas, the dog has run for
> shelter,
> He had seen our turkey pancakes and the glass of
> Alka-Seltzer.
> 
> On the ninth day of Christmas, by lunch time Dad was
> blotto,
> He knew the bird was back again, this time as rice
> risotto.
> 
> On the tenth day of Christmas we were drinking home
> made brew,
> As if that wasn't bad enough we were eating turkey
> stew.
> 
> On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree
> was moulting,
> With chilli, soya, and oyster sauce, the turkey was
> revolting.
> 
> On the twelfth day of Christmas, we had a smile upon
> on lips,
> The guests had gone, the turkey too, and we dined on
> fish and chips.
> 
> 
> Happy Christmas
> 
> Peter
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