[modeleng] Cooking at Christmas

I saw this elsewhere and thought that you might enjoy it!



On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me,
I've bought a big fresh turkey, and a proper Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas, much laughter can be heard,
As we tucked into our turkey, a most delicious bird.

On the third day of Christmas, came the people from next door,
The turkey tasted just as good, as it did the day before.

On the fourth day of Christmas, some wine and cheese we had,
We were bright and happy, the turkey a little sad.

On the fifth day of Christmas,outside the snow flakes scurried
But we were nice and warm inside, we had the turkey curried.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Christmas spirit died,
The children fought and bickered, so we had the turkey fried.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love he did wince,
When he sat down at the table, and was offered turkey mince.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the dog has run for shelter,
He had seen our turkey pancakes and the glass of Alka-Seltzer.

On the ninth day of Christmas, by lunch time Dad was blotto,
He knew the bird was back again, this time as rice risotto.

On the tenth day of Christmas we were drinking home made brew,
As if that wasn't bad enough we were eating turkey stew.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting,
With chilli, soya, and oyster sauce, the turkey was revolting.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, we had a smile upon on lips,
The guests had gone, the turkey too, and we dined on fish and chips.


Happy Christmas

Peter

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