[lit-ideas] Re: Wooly mammoths and sexdroids

  • From: "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 20 Dec 2005 21:57:36 -0600

AR: 

A company sells full-size sex dolls. Choose among 15 body shapes. $6,500
each. Sex androids
will probably be next. www.realdoll.com



A guy goes into an adult entertainment shop, says, "Give me an inflatable doll."

"Male or female?" asks the clerk.

"Female."

"White or black?"

"Ummm, white."

"Christian or Muslim?"

"What?  What's that got to do with anything?"

"The Muslim model blows itself up."


: )
Mike Geary

Hope I didn't offend any Muslims. It's the pun that makes it irresistable. A lister told me this joke off-list. She's had time to pass it on. Too late now. 


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