[lit-ideas] Re: Total Desperation

on 4/23/05 11:24 AM, Robert Paul at robert.paul@xxxxxxxx wrote:

> 
> I get about 1,000 emails from hot Chinese housewives living in Uganda,
> who want me to buy pills that will enhance my, um, stature so that my
> girlfriend won't be ashamed of me when we move into our new place on the
> Italian Riviera, paid for out of the $24 million I get from helping the
> widow of a Liberian government official who has no other way of
> transferring her inherited fortune out of the country except through my
> bank account. Or, if I want to put the money aside for a rainy day, I
> can finance my Italian digs with a low-cost, guaranteed loan, credit
> standing not a problem.


May I recommend Earthlink's spam filter?

I get one, sometimes two pieces of spam a day, barely enough to make a
single fritter--those who went to school in Britain may remember the awful
food reference.

David Ritchie
Portland, Oregon

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