[lit-ideas] Re: Total Desperation

Andreas Ramos wrote:

> 56,000? That's it?
> 
> I get about 900 emails per day. 
> 
> Of course, 400 emails are from hot housewives.
> 
> The other 400 offer a pilll that lets me service those 400 housewives. 

I get about 1,000 emails from hot Chinese housewives living in Uganda, 
who want me to buy pills that will enhance my, um, stature so that my 
girlfriend won't be ashamed of me when we move into our new place on the 
Italian Riviera, paid for out of the $24 million I get from helping the 
widow of a Liberian government official who has no other way of 
transferring her inherited fortune out of the country except through my 
bank account. Or, if I want to put the money aside for a rainy day, I 
can finance my Italian digs with a low-cost, guaranteed loan, credit 
standing not a problem.

I have to go meet a guy who will tell me how to get rich by recycling 
bottle caps.

Robert Paul
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