[lit-ideas] The Yearly Physical

 
  I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain
  basics.
   
  How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," I say.
   
  The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.
   
  The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," I say.
   
  The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5".
   
  She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
   
  "Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and
  slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
   
  The doctor put me on prozac.
   
   

                
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