[lit-ideas] Re: The War on Terror on Bourne Shell

I knew there was a reason I hadn't converted to UNIX.
 
Julie Krueger
coward

========Original  Message========     Subj: [lit-ideas] The War on Terror on 
Bourne Shell  Date: 9/29/05 7:56:10 A.M. Central Daylight Time  From: 
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Warning, UNIX humor.

The War on Terror from  sysadmin perspective:

$ cd /middle_east
$  ls
Afghanistan   Iraq          Libya   Saudi_Arabia
UAE
Algeria     Israel        Morrocco       Sudan       
Yemen
Bahrain        Jordan        Oman           Syria
Egypt         Kuwait       Palestine     Tunisia
Iran         Lebanon       Qatar          Turkey

$ cd Afghanistan
$ ls
bin  Taliban    
$  rm Taliban
rm: Taliban is a directory
$ cd Taliban
$  ls
soldiers
$ rm soldiers
$ cd ..
$ rmdir Taliban
rmdir:  directory "Taliban": Directory not empty
$ cd Taliban
$ ls -a
.   ..            .insurgents
$ chown -R USA .*
chown: .insurgents: Not owner
$ cd  ..
$ su
Password: *******
# mv Taliban /tmp
# exit
$  ls
bin
$ cd bin
$ ls
laden
$ cd ..
$ rm -r  bin/laden
bin/laden: No such file or directory
$ find / -name  laden
$
$ su
Password: *******
# mv bin /tmp
# exit
$  pwd
/middle_east/Afghanistan
$ cd /opt/UN
$ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda  /middle_east/Iraq/.
ln: cannot create  /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda:
Permission denied
$  su
Password:*******
# ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
# cd  /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
Al_Qaeda: does not exist
# rm  /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# mkfile 100g  /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
mkfile: No space left on device
# rm  /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# cd /opt/Coalition/Willing
# mkfile 1b  /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# chown -R USA:Proof  /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
#exit
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq
$  ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls -a
.     ..            saddam
$ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
/Korea/North/wMd
$ wall  Propaganda.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on
USS_Abraham_Lincoln  Th May 1st
Mission Accomplished!
$ rm saddam
saddam: No such file or  directory
$ find / -name saddam
/var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
$  wall NewsWorthy.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on  Time.Magazine
Sat Dec 13
We Got Him!
$ mv  /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
$ cd /opt/USA
$ cp -Rp  Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
$  ./install
Install Error: Install failed.  See install_log  for
details.
$ more install_log
Installed failed!
Prerequisite  packages missing
Conflicting package Wahhabism found  in
/midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
Packages Church and State must be installed  separately
File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
Please read the install  guide to properly plan  your
installation.
$

From
http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/ThinGuy?entry=the_war_on_terror_as
The  I don't get it version  at
http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/ThinGuy?entry=p_bourne_shell_for_dummies


Cheers,
Teemu
Helsinki,  Finland



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