The News In England a guy named Hazard turned out to be one himself; in the Chelsea match he was sent off for kicking a ball boy. Locally, a guy named Cannon turned out to be loose; a police officer, he was indicted for firing at ten of his colleagues. They returned fire. Only one person was injured. SeaCube Container, a shipping-container leasing company, agreed to be acquired by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan for $466.9 million. Go teachers, go, eh? People have been known to call it a bad freeway. "No, bad freeway. Stay. Sit. Roll over. Good, now go away." Route 99 in Seattle is to be undone is what I read. I do hope so. I value its weirdness, its funky entrances and exits, its completely nutty location along the seafront. A road, urgent with Westward urge, ugly, elevated, has long offered noisy answers to the Sound. May something better, like a park maybe, slouch towards Ballard to be born? David Ritchie, Portland, Oregon------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html