[lit-ideas] Sunday Poems in the News

A curious Jesus.
Charming, that.

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CHRIST ACTUALLY SAVED SPACE ALIENS!

[Right Hand of the Father-AP] In a startling discovery announced by 
National Enquirer reporter Dunce Scotus Monday, it was revealed that 
Cosmic Messiah Jesus Christ was crucified, died, buried, and reborn to 
guarantee eternal life to the creatures inhabiting CETI-3 Alpha, a small 
planet orbiting Spica in the constellation Virgo.

"When I said 'Father forgive them, they know not what they do,' I really 
meant it," Christ told reporters Monday.

Mr. Christ, who is best known as the sacrificial love-advocating, 
prophecy-culminating member of the Trinity known as the Son of God, 
first achieved acclaim during the Jesus-Satan debates in the desert.

Though human cooperation in the scenario leading to CETI-3 Alpha's 
salvation is seen as a positive, no information is available on 
salvation plans for earth dwellers.

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