[lit-ideas] Re: Sunday Poems

First, I liked the first best.
Second, I liked the second best.
Then, I like the third best.
A curious Jesus.
Charming, that.

Smiling he is, I'm sure, remembering.
A small pleasure or two on the way
to being needed.  Conceded.  
Used.  Abused.  Perhaps
he's still up there in heaven, talking
about his years down here, highpoint of
an otherwise ordinary life among the gods,
the food, the water into wine, the women,
swimmin' in the Jordan, coming
onto Mary.  Hearing
his father calling, balking
at the necessity, whining just a bit
at the absurdity,  of dying so others
could eat and drink and rut
in his place.  He in theirs, dying.

Sorry, not offended.
Ursula


Mike Geary wrote:

>HOW MANY CARROTS IN A TURNIP OF CHRISTIANS?
>Catholics, it's true,
>believe in 
>Marian voodoo.
>Unlike Protestants who
>never know if their faith is true-
>ly true
>or just a pale imitation of
>the God Above's 
>anticipation of
>faith-based expectation of
>Armaggedon.
>The Jews refuse to choose.
>The Muslims hide their women.
>I go swimming.
>
>
>The following three poems are in my new (30 years in the writing) masterpiece. 
> They are written by a  Mideveval Literature professor, a middle-aged 
>ostensibly mousy woman -- an Emily Dickinson sort --who, though not a central 
>character, advances the story with her poems.  Yes, it's all about sex.  I'd 
>love to know that someone was offended by any of these.  Thank you in advance. 
> P. S. You might have seen some of these lines before if you were paying 
>attention.
>
>
>
>
>GOD AMONG MEN
>
>             God stepped out of his Cadillac car,
>
>              looked around, 
>
>              lit a big cigar, 
>
>              set a golden hat on his silver head,
>
>              nodded.
>
>              Men fell dead.
>
>
>
>
>
>NEED TO BE NEEDED
>
>
>
>  Such suckers are men,
>
>  I don't mean to offend,
>
>  but so easy to impress, 
>
>  forget best-dressed,
>
>                                      any old breast will do.
>
>                                     Hey, you,
>
>                                     suck on this.
>
>            
>
>"To suckle fools and chronicle small beers."
>
>Fate of the virtuous?  Ah, there's the fear.
>
>Every swivel of swivey hips
>
>every parting of the lips,
>
>every letting's wetting,
>
>relentless cry of the thighs,
>
>all that virtue denies
>
>proceeds from the need to be needed.
>
>There.  Conceded.
>
>
>
>
>
>AIR WAYS
>
>
>
>Air is fed,
>
>            Aristotle said,
>
>into a dick,  
>
>            inflating it quick 
>
>and making it thick, 
>
>stiff as a stick. 
>
>           I wonder did Jesus know
>
>           that isn't so?
>
>           And if incarnate's true,            
>
>          as a man, what did he do
>
>          with his erections?
>
>          Submit them to corrections,
>
>          i.e.,
>
>          deny them,
>
>         defy them?
>
>         Or did he,
>
>         curiously,
>
>         try them?            
>
>
>
>Mike Geary
>
> 
>
>
>
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