_http://www.fastmail.fm_ (http://www.fastmail.fm) - Or how I learned to stop worrying a <<Or how I learned to stop worrying and love email again>> Lifting a line from Grease, a hideous movie which apparently is going to be revived on stage... Tell me more, tell me more! (What's wonderful about Fastmail? Wonder if my cell -- Bluetooth -- would access it.) Julie Krueger still pondering "passwords" the size of molecules. nd love email again ========Original Message======== Subj: [lit-ideas] Re: Serious vs Modern Date: 12/29/2006 3:01:33 A.M. Central Standard Time From: _stevechilson@xxxxxxxxxxxx (mailto:stevechilson@xxxxxxxxxxx) To: _lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (mailto:lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx) Sent on: On Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:15:31 -0600, "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> said: > > You lie. I ran the same search and turned up only 329 hits. And none > were me. As for the wrong numbers, I blame either myopic vision or Lawrence Helms. The fact that you believe none of them were you however leads me to question whether or not you are shifting identities to avoid detection by the John Ashcroft Is Still AG Party. They WILL find you, believe me. They have very long testicles and they believe VERY strongly in Jesus. You are pretty much powerless in their wake. Surrender and admit. > >Geary also DARED to ask: > What? Are you and David Myers in cahoots? He was the last one to > associate > me with pedophilia. You know, I thought I was being clever with the paedo bit but you've really insulted me this time with the David Myers slur. Firstly, because I'm not what the Longhorns would politely call a "cock-sucking Aggie" and secondly because I am not by any stretch of the imagination, well, I dunno, not a Bush Lover and not a literature professor. If you want to throw stones at dead men, why not bring up Anthony again? Ok, maybe he didn't call you a paedo but surely in his significant wake of insults and law suits he must have caused a twinge in the auld naughty bits, didn't he? MR GEARY (is that sounding like Jury?) I closed down Phil-Lit over that. Do you want me to > close down Lit-Ideas as well? I want you to close EVERYTHING down. Like that arnold governator movie where all the sub terrestrial people don't get air if the leaders don't want them to have air and then they're all deformed because the leaders didn't really want them to have air anyway. Or close EVERYTHING down like french farmers on the motorway. (on a personal note, I was in fact stupid enough to dare to attempt the M6 run between Manchester and Liverpool on my way back down from the snowless Ben Nevis at the end of the massive traffic UK holiday and when I relayed this information to Americans they were all in unison scoffing, bah? Traffic jam? Three hours not moving? Come to MY city and see some REAL traffic.) GEARY ALSO TRIED TO CLARIFY Once and for all, I am not a pedophile, > especially not an air conditioned liberal spank palace for Grizzlies > pedophile. And even if I were, I wouldn't own up to knowing the > Grizzlies > this year. > > Memphis You know, if you end up running for Governator of TN one day, the "I'm not a Paedo" might be a catchy campaign slogan. It would certainly fit on a button and really, there isn't much any one could say against it except for those already in prison or with bands on their ankles. Geary, Geary, He's Our Man Once and For All He's No Paedophile! Who wouldn't back that? I say Geary for TN to take the Gore's dead spot. WHo has that now by the way? > -- Steve Chilson stevechilson@xxxxxxxxxxx -- http://www.fastmail.fm - Or how I learned to stop worrying and love email again ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html