Tough Choice, From A Field Guide to Seashore Life You=B9ll maybe remember a Guinness competition, the winner won a pub? Well I=B9ve been thinking, what I=B9d name it if I did. =20 My own ideal pub is perched on a cliff, a good windy walk away from life, so I=B9d be thinking something wet or whistley, something with a sense of sea, something slithery even, like whisky or a whelk. =20 How well real tidal dwellers' names sound. Open a field guide and try the sculpins : grunt, rosylip, tidepool, saddleback, mosshead and fluffy, a full Beatrix Potter litter of fish waiting for their own heart-warming tale. =20 Deeper into the guide, I imagine the following, swinging on a sign behind the wind: The Rough-Mantled Doris The Boring Sponge The Fingered Limpit The Tinted Wentletrap =20 I consider, The Dusky Tegula The Gumboot Chiton The Emarginate Dogwinkle The Black Prickleback =20 I flirt with, The Nail Brush The Bent-Nosed Macoma The Hairy Mopalia The Opalescent Nudibranch =20 Then I try, The Tucked Lirularia The Blenny Eel The Sea Pork Vosnesenty=B9s Isopod =20 Finally it comes down to, =B3Nuttall=B9s Cockle=B2 or =B3The Dire Welk.=B2 Would anyone, I wonder, walk a way to a welk? Even if I made mussels? David Ritchie Portland, Oregon ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html